Once upon an unstable time, Elijah, an blond English journalist came to Sydney to do a story on the overnight change of prime ministry of the former English colony. (Kevin - Julia)
He was walking downtown passing Downing center, when he realized another blond in a Prada suit has been checking out his packages. ... they met, Eli blew Roderigo in the toilet in Downing center. Roderigo came in Eli's mouth and left without looking back.
(Eli: Wait! What about me?
R: sorry, got to go, Eddie.
E: It's Elijah. (R is gone))
The next day, Roderigo is lunching at Thai Times 9.
Roderigo: I was just walking out of the court, and this cute guy blew me back to the court! Double score!
Michael, the food critics,
Dave, the Irish mathematician/IT technie, heavy drinker
Jason Chan, the Chinese student doing nothing, part-time cabin crew.
J: Em... , this Tom Yum Gong soup tastes like a pre-packaged solution? Why are we eating here?
D: Because our food critic friend hasn't done his job properly.
J: As opposed to that journalist guy yesterday!
R: Oh, yeah, he was a pro!
M: NO! It's quite the contrary, look at him... yum...
They turned their head to the kitchen, cute Thai waiter... Wait, there are two of them!
M: Yeah, they are twins, imaging that...
All of them closed their eyes. YUM...
Jason: How did you even know! You know I live literally across the road...
The other three blinked at him: YES we know! You freakin' dragged us here, bitch!
M: I ordered takeout here once, the food was horrible but the guy was cute, so I chatted him up and, look what i found out?
Jason: Whom, you found out...
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