For Roderigo, yesterday was a combination of bizarreness and wonder. With a bit more cranberry juice in a martini glass, that can be called a 'Rosmopolitan'.
First a bit of background. Roderigo had been having a crush on who we'll call Kevin. Roderigo met Kevin in China and had terrific sex in Roderigo's mum's car. But it turned out to be sex between them. At least from Roderigo's side there was more.
So, back to yesterday. In Complex Analysis class, Roderigo was online, hoping that Kevin would show up. Somewhere between two non-Euclidean half planes and a torus, Kevin was there.
But the first thing Kevin said sent Roderigo straight to hell. He said he was dating someone. But immediately, Kevin said he didn't like the guy. Roderigo, somewhere between the torus and confusion, asked if Kevin would date him if he had been in China. Kevin replied with a 'kiss' signed. And that was the end of it.
If yesterday was a glass of 'Rosmopolitan', then last night was definitely written by Charles Dickens, because it was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. Also, it was the best timing ever, and the worst timing ever!
So there was this guy, who we'll call Andy. Roderigo had been previously in love with Andy for about 2 years, back in high school. But Andy wasn't gay, or at least Roderigo didn't think he was. So he had been trying to forget about Andy. Andy asked Roderigo to see the movie INCEPTION, as friends. And in return, Roderigo suggested them have dinner at Rod's before the movie. And that's what they did.
The movie was at 9.30pm, because as a picky and pretentious person, Andy insisted upon going to the IMAX theater. But dinner was at 6. So at around 6.30pm, they were looking at each other in the eyes in Rod's apartment, not knowing exactly what to do. Luckily, with alcoholism, the term 'boredom' never came into their minds. And before they knew it, they were fooling around with each other.
When Roderigo was getting his nipples licked, he kept thinking about Kevin. He was wondering if he was cheating on Andy with Kevin, or cheating on Kevin with Andy. But wait, at that point he couldn't have been cheating on Kevin because their relationship hadn't been established yet. So anyway, as rational as Roderigo tried to be, alcohol with sexual sensation broke him in. He kept yelling to Andy, the phrase he had been yelling to Kevin in Rod's mum's car in China. Roderigo was begging.
Surprisingly, it didn't seem like a new concept to Andy when he asked for a condom, which admittedly broke Rod's heart a little. Now, if they actually went through with it, it would've been a moment of dream coming true for Roderigo. Only, at that moment, that dream had died.
And there came the best thing that ever happened to Roderigo: Andy couldn't get it up! It seemed like Andy wasn't that experienced after all!
And so, when a guy you've been trying to forget couldn't get it up, you stop trying. You just do. And so did Roderigo. The sexual orientation or the selfishness might be forgivable. But being bad in bed was definitely a deal breaker. Roderigo was so sure that the reason Andy couldn't get it up was not Roderigo himself, because of so many previous validations he had! With that thought, Rod felt asleep with a smile.
Rod felt asleep with the alcohol and when he woke up, it was after midnight already. He realized no one could care less about the movie!
There still needs an explanation as to why Andy's failure was the best thing, besides the sense of revenge and relief. After a quick shower, Rod got online and found Kevin. He wanted to tell Kevin to move to Sydney and marry him, of course. But he couldn't because that would make him seem desperate and weird. He knew he had to play the relationship game. So Roderigo asked Kevin if they could go out when Rod returns to China. And Kevin said yes, and asked Rod to stop sleeping around.
That was, actually the best thing that had ever happened to Roderigo. He finally found someone who he'd be willing to give up the sex. From that moment on, no more pressure to find dicks in bars! Because there's a big and hard one waiting for him in China! Roderigo couldn't be happier.
A further note about Andy: he loves getting blowjobs (who doesn't?). But he refused to reciprocate when Rod used to blow him every night. But the most wonderful thing was, after Rod got offline and returned to bed, Andy tried to take Rod's pants off again! And within minutes, they were both naked again.
Roderigo was, at one point, wondering whether Andy's behavior was just an attempt to trick Rod into blowing him again. But he was wrong, well, at least it appeared that he was wrong. Andy, directing his sweet tongue downwards from the nipples, grabbed Rod's dick and tried to lick it. Rod pushed him away. That was the most heartbreaking but wonderful moment in Rod's life! Too little, too late, Andy!
Rod explained to Andy that he had just made a promise. He told Andy that it was just too late for Andy to blow him now. If it had been an hour earlier, he would've let it happen. But now, he wouldn't, and he didn't want to.
Andy was confused. He asked Roderigo to whom did he make the promise. Roderigo wanted to shout out the term 'boyfriend', but only for Kevin might disagree if he should ever find out. So he just said 'someone in China'. And apparently that was sufficient to shut Andy up.
Andy ended up jerking Roderigo off.
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